alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

gabanti:

my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it

(Source: sollluxcaptor, via fuckyeahloldemort)